The Best Retirement Dish Towels of 2023

Tan waffle weave 100% cotton kitchen dishtowel with funny saying.

Style: YES! I do have a retirement plan. I plan on drinking wine.

Saying embroidered in black.

Size approximately 20" W x 28" H.

Care: Machine wash cold, gentle cycle, no bleach, tumble dry low heat, low iron.

It's finally time to retire so let them know how much you appreciate them with these sentimental decorative kitchen towels that make excellent retirement gifts for women, happy retirement party supplies, retirement gifts for men, and much more.

SIZE: This 100% cotton kitchen towel is designed brighten up any kitchen and put a smile on your face. Towel measures 14 inches by 6.5 inches when folded and 19 inches by 27 inches unfolded.

DESIGN: The imprinted design will display on the center of the kitchen towel as pictured for maximum visibility when folded properly.

DURABILITY: The premium full color direct to fabric imprint creates a vibrant, long lasting, and attractive design.

USES: Fade resistant and beautifully designed from creative original artwork, tea towels make perfect housewarming gifts for women, or fun housewarming gifts for new home owners.

Happy retirement gifts set: the package comes with 1 piece of happy retirement keychain, 1 piece of retired makeup bag, 1 piece of ceramic jewelry tray, a good combination gift brings comfort and practicality to your retirement

Reliable and durable material: the jewelry plate is made of ceramic material, features fine workmanship, simple and generous appearance, low density and good corrosion resistance, can be applied many times; Retired keychain is made of metal, reliable and durable, not easy to damage or deform; The cosmetic bag is mainly made of fabric, smooth surface, good material to give you a long time of service

Size details: the No One Can Ever Fill Your Shoes pendent retirement keychain is approx. 12 x 50 mm/ 0.47 x 1.97 inch, the jewelry ceramic holder ring dish trinket tray is approx. 10.5 cm/ 4.14 inches in length, 2.5 cm/ 0.98 inches in thickness, the portable makeup pouch is approx. 25 x 19 cm/ 9.84 x 7.48 inch, the proper size to meet your use needs

Practical cosmetic bag: the zippered cosmetic bag with novel patterns and interesting text are simple and chic, suitable for you to take them to various important occasions, so that you can have a good mood when you use them, the zipper pulls smoothly and protects your belongings from getting dirty or lost

Variety to hold: our ceramic jewelry tray can put a lot of small things that are easy to ignore in life, you can put these things in it, which can keep your home clean and tidy and bring you a lot of convenience; At the same time, you can also put your keychain in it, which is convenient for you to find and store

JACQUARD WOVEN DISH TOWEL: Featuring full-print designs and various "Not Today, " "I Can't Even, " "No Way, " "Heck No, " "Nope - Not Today, " and "Nope" sentiments

QUALITY CONSTRUCTION: Made from strong, high quality cotton for softness and durability; machine washable

RECTANGULAR DISH TOWEL: Measures 20-inches by 28-inches

LOL MADE YOU SMILE: Brings hilarious graphics and sassy phrases into your home

SAY IT WITH SASS: Hilarious, sarcastic or heartwarming - Primitives by Kathy has just the right gift to tell them how you really feel

Crafted from high quality glazed ceramic with marble pattern,Well packed with styrofoam and white box.(small trinkets are not included)

Sentiment written in Plate:Never Underestimate the Difference You Made,and the lives you touched.

A great retirement appreciation gifts for mother, aunt,colleagues and co worker,friends, Boss

Put it in the bathroom or kitchen,while you wash your hand,do dishes or prepare a meal.Leave it by the sink or nightstand to place your rings,earrings, necklaces and watch.

Measures approximately 3.9"L x 3.9"W x 0.6H

ENESCO TEA TOWEL: from the Our Name is Mud Cuppadoodle collection

THOUGHTFUL MESSAGING: on the towel reads "Retired - To Do: 1. Nap, 2. Nap, 3. Relax"

DESIGN: is made from high-quality cotton material and features embroidered details

CARE INSTRUCTIONS: hand-washing is recommended

DIMENSIONS: 26. 5" L x 18. 5" W

Interesting Theme: This tote bag with interesting theme patterns will be a great highlight, adding fun and color to your life or your friends' lives.

100% Cotton: This tote bag is made from 12 oz 100% cotton material.It is softer than canvas and is also durable.

Size: Each bag is approximately 16 x 14 inches in size.

Special Design: Each bag is designed by a professional designer.Interesting and lovely patterns that highlight your personal character and taste.A variety of patterns and themes, I believe there is always a suitable for you or your friends.

Perfect Gift: This handbag is not only suitable for your own use, but also for gifts.Suitable for different scenes or festivals, to your family, friends, colleagues, etc.Handbags are widely used and can be used as shopping bags, book bags, school bags, etc.

PREMIUM QUALITY: Take your kitchen decor to the next level and make our Eco-friendly 18x28 inches white hand towels your best companion when it comes to cooking delicious meals and cleaning your kitchen.

HANG IT ANYWHERE: Our funny towel bar accessories can be hung anywhere thanks to its corner hanger loop. Simply display and hang your retro towel on a hook, on a kitchen drawer or folded on your oven.

IDEAL FOR MULTIPLE ROOMS: Not too big. Not too small. Our tea towels and cleaning cloth are the perfect size to decorate and help you in the kitchen, the bathroom, the laundry room or even the mudroom.

EASY EVERYDAY CARE: Easy to wash and to re-use. Can be washed by hand or simply throw our old-fashioned cleaning towels and dish cloths into your washer and dryer and call it a day!

UNIQUE DESIGNS: We put a lot of thought and time in the design of our kitchen accessories. We offer you the best selection of vintage kitchen decor, as well as the best variety of Inspiration & Motivation and Retirement graphic designs.

Brighten up your home with this cute and funny flour-sack dish towel! Laughing burns calories, so use these punny towels for giggle filled dish drying, as a charming hand towel for your bathroom, or as a cute gift to a friend!

All of our dish towels are 100% cotton flour sack towels. They are screen printed with Moonlight Makers original designs using non-toxic ink.

Unfolded size: 28""x28"". Super absorbent after a few washes.

Our products are all handmade in our downtown Asheville, NC Studio/ Gift Market.

Average time between placing your order and us shipping it out: 1 business day!